What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? “What’s eating you?”

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Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.

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It was an emotional weeding; even the cake was in tiers. Have you been eating cake lately? You look a little crumby. Layer off, mate. You only get out what you pudding.

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What jumps from cake to cake and smells of almonds? Tarzipan. …

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What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

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What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!

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Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.

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How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.

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Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.

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If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.

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