Why do the a bad College football program eat cereal straight from the box?… They choke whenever they get near a bowl.

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How does Salvador Dali start his mornings ?… With a bowl of “Surreal”

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What do cats eat for breakfast ?… Mice Krispies.

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Warning! Count Chocula is on the loose! Looks like we have a cereal killer on our hands.

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What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?… A cereal killer.

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What are crisp, like milk and go “snap, crackle, squeak” when you eat them?… Mice Krispies! What does a pirate eat for breakfast ?… Captain Crunch.

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When Chuck Norris pours milk on his Rice Krispies… They keep quiet.

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