Why doesn’t Jay-Z eat Raisin Bran? Cause He’s got 99 problems but fiber ain’t one.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.

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What do you call a person that chops up cereal. A cereal killer.

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Why can’t Minnesota Viking players eat cereal for breakfast? Whenever they get too close to a “bowl” they choke!

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What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes? A cereal killer. What cereal brand signed Snoop Dogg to an endorsement deal? Weedies!

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What do stoners eat when they get the munchies? “Snack on crack and pot…Rice Krispies!”

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What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning? Boonanas and Booberries!

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What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “OMG! Donut seeds!”

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What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.

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What do bees eat for breakfast? Honeycomb.

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