What type of bird is the best at bowling? Spareakeet
Bowlers make the worst employees. They always go on strike!
What is the best holiday to go bowling? Thanksgiving, because you get Turkeys.
How much should one bowling game cost? 10 Pinnies
What do you call the toilet at an AMF? The boweling Alley.
Why do bad bowlers pay so much to bowl? It’s a bum per lane.
I left my bowling balls at home. Got any to spare?
Which bowler floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Muhammad Alley
Did you know the best football players are super bowlers?
I had a job at the bowling alley. Not for long though, I was only tenpin.