Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

753

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

958

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

800

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

789

How do trees access the internet? They log on.

581

What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?  Licence to Krill

726

What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Booberries!

874

Did you hear the joke about the German sausage? It was the wurst.

888

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

455

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

1295