Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

754

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

961

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

800

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

792

How do trees access the internet? They log on.

584

What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?  Licence to Krill

727

What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Booberries!

875

Did you hear the joke about the German sausage? It was the wurst.

889

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

458

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

1295