Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.

726

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

925

To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.

774

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

759

How do trees access the internet? They log on.

565

What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?  Licence to Krill

698

What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Booberries!

846

Did you hear the joke about the German sausage? It was the wurst.

861

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

441

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

1268