Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was Two Tired.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence.
Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.
How do trees access the internet? They log on.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film? Licence to Krill
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Booberries!
Did you hear the joke about the German sausage? It was the wurst.
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.