If we arm the teachers, will the librarians get silencers?

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I cant do alot of math but i can do SUM of it.

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Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? But most have 4

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I recently started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.

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The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.

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What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

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What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.

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What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.

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how do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.

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I used to go fishing with Skrillex. But he kept dropping the bass.

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