What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? Both of them make men start talking nonsense! 118
What is a rednecks last words? “HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!” Why don’t Democrats drink? It interferes with their suffering! 122
What happens when you cross a gynecologist drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and sexy blonde drinking Smirnoff Vodka? a “Pabst Smir!” 143
What does a drunk walrus have in common with a woman at a tupperware party? They’re both out looking for a tight seal. 170