What do you call a man running with a beer? Edward Forty-hands.
Where do monkeys go to grab a beer? The monkey bars!
What does a wet beer fart leave in your shorts? A Bengal stripe.
Why are Men like coolers? Load them with Bud Light, and you can take them anywhere!
What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
What is a rednecks last words? “HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!” Why don’t Democrats drink? It interferes with their suffering!
What happens when you cross a gynecologist drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and sexy blonde drinking Smirnoff Vodka? a “Pabst Smir!”
What does a ghost drink? BOO’S
What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in the south? Open other end.
What does a drunk walrus have in common with a woman at a tupperware party? They’re both out looking for a tight seal.