You know what’s fun about being sober? Nothing.

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What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order? “A beer please, and one for the road.”

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Why did Mexicans create tequila? So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!

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How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle? none. the lady should already have it open on the table!

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How can you find the guy who drank a case of Coors Light? He’s the one dancing like an asshole!

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How do you know a man is really really gay? When he’s nursing a Bacardi Breezer! If beer pong was a sport, I’d have a full scholarship

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How do you start a parade in the ghetto? Roll a 40 down the street.

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What is the similarity between Michelob Ultra and having $ex in a rowboat? They are both SO close to water!

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What do you call a man with a pint of Labatts on his head? A taxi. Clearly, he’s had too much booze and is being a nuisance.

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