What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order? “A beer please, and one for the road.” 257
How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle? none. the lady should already have it open on the table! 260
How do you know a man is really really gay? When he’s nursing a Bacardi Breezer! If beer pong was a sport, I’d have a full scholarship 235
What is the similarity between Michelob Ultra and having $ex in a rowboat? They are both SO close to water! 229
What do you call a man with a pint of Labatts on his head? A taxi. Clearly, he’s had too much booze and is being a nuisance. 265