You know what’s fun about being sober? Nothing.
What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order? “A beer please, and one for the road.”
Why did Mexicans create tequila? So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle? none. the lady should already have it open on the table!
How can you find the guy who drank a case of Coors Light? He’s the one dancing like an asshole!
How do you know a man is really really gay? When he’s nursing a Bacardi Breezer! If beer pong was a sport, I’d have a full scholarship
How do you start a parade in the ghetto? Roll a 40 down the street.
What is the similarity between Michelob Ultra and having $ex in a rowboat? They are both SO close to water!
What do you call a man with a pint of Labatts on his head? A taxi. Clearly, he’s had too much booze and is being a nuisance.