If you have a beard but can’t change a tire, please shave.
Isn’t your beard annoying in the summer? No, manliness is not seasonal.
Does shaving cream really soften a beard, or is it just so you know where to shave next?
Saying you have a beard when you don’t makes you a bald-faced liar.
It’s good to have beardless friends. When you go out, everyone assumes you’re their leader.