If you have a beard but can’t change a tire, please shave.

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Isn’t your beard annoying in the summer? No, manliness is not seasonal.

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Does shaving cream really soften a beard, or is it just so you know where to shave next?

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Saying you have a beard when you don’t makes you a bald-faced liar.

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It’s good to have beardless friends. When you go out, everyone assumes you’re their leader.

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