What does pooh eat at parties? blue bear-y pie.

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What do polar bears have for lunch? Ice burger!

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice!

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a rose? I don’t know but I sure wouldn’t try to sniff it.

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What animal hibernates while standing on its head? Yoga Bear.

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Why are polar bears so cheap to have as a pet? They live on ice.

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common? They both have ‘The’ as a middle name.

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Why do polar bears have fur coats? Because they would look silly in ski jackets.

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Where do you find polar bears? It depends on where you lost them.

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What did the polar bear say when she saw campers in sleeping bags? Mmmm, Hot Pockets…

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