What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? I’m bacon!

491

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

1091

What do sheep do on sunny days? Have a baa-baa-cue.

462

Why did the man love his barbecue? Because it was the grill of his dreams.

387

What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? Show me your mussels.

380

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

434

What is the best day to go to the beach? SUNday.

571

When do you go at red and stop at green? When you’re eating a watermelon.

401

What race is never run? A swimming race.

390

What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.

356