Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games? Because he gets to see some balls.
What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog, and a Fenway Park hotdog? You can buy a Yankee Stadium hotdog in October!
What did the hand say to the baseball? Your such a catch.
Who’s the most famous Los Angeles Dodger? O.J. Simpson.
Who makes CAKE during a baseball game? The Batter!
Did you hear the baseball joke? It will leave you in stitches.
What’s the difference between a pick pocket and an umpire? One steals watches and the other watches steals.
Baseball players have to stay in line or they will be afoul of the rules.
A baseball pitcher asked if he had a good curve ball, but wanted a straight answer.
When asked how the season was going, the baseballcoach replied saying that it was in full swing.