How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.

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What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.

502

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.

550

How does a baby get food when it’s hungry? Womb service.

235

Life ain’t fair for a baby.

272

No matter what you colic, a baby crying for hours is a pain!

248

The failure of the third largest manufacturer of baby’s toys was enough to rattle the entire industry.

249

What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby? Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

224

What did the mama tire and the papa tire name their baby girl tire? Michelle Lynn.

258

What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo before he went to work? BISON!

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