Whats the difference between a jet engine and a flight attendant?  At the end of the flight the jet engine stops whining

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What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and God?  God doesn’t think He’s a fighter pilot.

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What’s the difference between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza?  A pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.

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If you masterbate on a plane do they charge you with “hi-jacking”?

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What do you call a space pilot who lives dangerously?  Han YOLO

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What do you call when you’re sick of being in the airport?  Terminal illness.

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Why do 747s have humps?  So the pilot can sit on his wallet.

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What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?  a flying sorcerer.

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Wanna know how to make a small fortune running a charter airline?  Start out with a large one.

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What do you call a black pilot?  a pilot, you racist.

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