The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.

173

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.

422

When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,’I don’t do drugs.’

246

If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.

175

During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.

284

Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.

161

Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.

181

The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.

140

The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights.

178

I’ve heard that the airplane industry is really taking off and reaching new heights.

180